Short Answer

 Subject: Re: What's the point to the article stats? 
From: Jerry Bauer
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams

Blinky the Shark wrote:

> Lots42 bomb vice president wrote:
>
>> Couldn't the same info be found in a few minutes of googling
>> anyway?
>
> Short answer: no.
>
>
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.